Newest additions

• The man who invented spam, and how we can get our own back

• It is wise to be extremely careful when using the M47 as it may not exist

• Windmills were invented by Flemish painters as a way of filling in the background

• How Ruth Kelly came to regret taking up the position of Minister for Transport

• Why it is important not to trust the signposts in Woking

  
  

Thoughts from the Bollard

• “Do Hamilton House shared mailings really generate higher response rates than those of our rivals?”
  
  
• “One of the easiest ways to get a higher response rate to your mailshot is to be different from your competitors”

Alphabetical listing of letters

• Advertising holidays in Cornwall is merely a matter of local colour (which turns out to be red).
  
  
• Colour is the keyboard, the eyes are the hammers, the soul is the piano with many strings.
  
  
• Did Neanderthal man build the Toppled Bollard? 
   
  
• “Does your dog speak Greek?” and other tales from the Bollard
  
  
• “Do Hamilton House shared mailings really generate higher response rates than those of our rivals?”
  
  
• Exclamation mark campaigners interrupt Raising Response Rates conference
  
  
• Gardening causes global warning, says John Prescott
  
  
• Geneva is a lovely country
  
  
• How the G8 Summit held at the Toppled Bollard finally put Corby on the map
• How you can do your bit to cool down the planet by leaving the fridge door open
  
  
• If blood is thicker than water
  
  
• “If you teach a child to read, he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.”
  
  
• Is there a simple way of raising response rates in shared mailings without visiting the Toppled Bollard?
  
  
• "It is very important for folks to understand that where there is more trade there is more commerce”
  
  
• Johnny Prescott and the strange case of the magic laundry machine
  
  
• Juventus played like boiled fish
  
  

• Mahatma Kane Jeeves addresses the audience of a live broadcast of the ITV hit show “Name that Veg!” at the Toppled Bollard

• “One of the easiest ways to get a higher response rate to your mailshot is to be different from your competitors”
  
  
• “Standard Oil was once owned by a half-eaten breakfast”
  
  

• “Suffled how it gush from its source of the woods of Tepelana”

• Thieves break into the Broken Glass Cultural Centre and steal Rod Stewart
  
  

• The moment we handed out the new safety manuals, office injuries went up by 500%

• The number of children eaten by bears

• There are moments when I fear I may be losing my grip on reality
  
  

• The Toppled Bollard launches a new lecture season with a talk on Elvis in Unwinese

• The University of the Toppled Bollard gains approval from the Deputy Prime Minister

• Tough on Rhyme, Tough on the Causes of Rhyme

• Use words; say more

• What Billy “The Dog” McGraw has to say about the subtleties of writing direct mail
  
  

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